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The Witcher Season 3 Teaser Sputters Online

The first trailer for The Witcher season 3 was released this morning. If you still care at this point, Geralt remarks that he understands fear for the first time as Ciri calls to him and Yennefer. Season 3 premieres June 29th, with the second volume dropping a month later. Check out the teaser her...

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Production for the Witcher Multiplayer Project Sirius has Restarted

The upcoming Witcher multiplayer game first announced in October, codenamed Project Sirius, has restarted its production to “cut costs.” When the news of this restart initially broke, a spokesperson told The Video Game Chronicle: “Our current focus is ensuring that Project Sirius is aligned wi...

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Witcher S3 to Deviate More from the Books Despite Previous Claims

It was only a few short months ago when Netflix’s Witcher showrunner, Lauren Hissrich, claimed that season 3 would be “the closest thing that we’ve done as a one-to-one adaptation of the books.” Such wild claims had been made about every new season of the main series as well as at the releas...

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The Witcher 3 Next-Gen “Accidentally” Added Realistic Monster Vaginas

**NSFW** While CD Projekt Red has delivered several incredibly well-written video games, they are not known as bastions of smooth launches or the creators of well-tested video games. Glitches and bugs are prevalent through nearly every major CD Projekt Red release until patches resolve the numerous ...

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Netflix’s Witcher Universe Expansion Reconfirmed with Riff Raff

After the universally panned atrocity that was The Witcher: Blood Origin and the backlash to Henry Cavill’s recasting, the future of Netflix’s Witcher universe was thrown into question, rightfully so. Many commentators theorized that the spin-offs would be canceled and the series would only endu...

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Netflix Lied About the Witcher: Blood Origin Viewership

The Witcher: Blood Origin was a universally panned disaster that perfectly closed out one of the worst TV and film years in history while simultaneously ruining many people’s Christmases. It was broken at every conceivable level, from characters, writing, continuity, and worldbuilding to ada...

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