You know, the last time I was in Germany and saw a man standing above everybody else, we ended up disagreeing.

...But, let's do a head count here. We've got a libertarian, 
a comic book nerd, a geek & gamer, an ex-skateboarder/journalist, 
a red-haired star trek geek, a bald british guy, a few others
and you, you've managed to piss off every single one of them.

                          THEM
           That was the plan.

                          US
           Not a great plan. When they come, and
           they will, they'll come for you.
          

                          THEM
           I have an army.

                          US
           We have a JEREMY.

                          THEM
           I thought the beast had wandered off.

                          US
           You're missing the point. There's no
           glorious utopia, there is no version of this,
           where you come out on top. Maybe your
           army comes and maybe it's too much for
           us, but it's all on you. Because if we
           can't protect the Earth, you can be
           damned well sure we'll avenge it.

                          THEM
           (slowly walks up to him;
           raising his fist)
           How will your friends have time for
           me,when they're so busy fighting you?
          THEY TAP US on the chest with their sickle. PING! Nothing.
          Confused, THEY tire again. PING! NOTHING.

                          THEM
           It should work.

                          US
           Well, performance issues. You know?