Netflix allowed me to make another watch along video & this time I chose to watch & react to the first 30 minutes of Blood Origin.
Originally I had no interest in it until a youtuber I discovered called Disparu started reviewing it.
My God, it is so low effort. So generic. The set pieces are LARGE & vacuous with nothing inside them (or at least that’s how it feels)
I’m going to say it, Everybody except Black Elf & Muscle Elf all look terribly miscast (why do I keep reading this review in the Drinkers voice lol) Black She Elf is the worst, she is a Bard & her specialty is ranged attacks since she’s archer, so if it was just that, she would look fine for the role. But she is also a major brawler & atacks big burley men & knocks the wind out of them…I mean she’s 105 pounds wet. She cannot sell it. Crouching Tiger is alright but looks out of place. Dwarf Elf thinks she’s Negan.
All the other male casts are terribly thin & frail looking, it’s all just visually off-putting. Then of course we have the top 10 reason why we should watch the show “Because it has 2 men kissing” WOW such TV! (Insert Soy Rainbow Face meme)
The story is weak nonsensical garbage that will make you wish you were watching Rings Of Power (another garbage pile)
The other strange thing is, Disparu is also reviewing Willow & honestly, by the 3rd episodes of the shows, I cannot tell them apart. It’s literally the same thing lol
So look, Here is the thing, I don’t make these videos because I want to watch the brain rotting show, but because I think it is important that we watch these shows on some level BUT NOT THROUGH THEIR SERVICES. Youtubers are a great source for that because we can provide the alternative source so they don’t get our View $ & we are aware of the levels of garbage they are shoving down our throats. I’m going to watch the rest of the episode in a few days & upload that, hopefully Netflix will be so kind to not block that one as well & I could share it with you guys.
What are your thoughts on this Re-imagining?
Hey guys, I’ve been away for a while. I hope everybody is doing well. Happy New Year!
I was wondering if anybody has seen Velma yet?
I have & trust me when I say that no matter how bad you think it is, it is so SO much worse. I thought Santa Inc was bad, but this? NO! This takes a piss on Santa Inc & makes it look family friendly by comparison.
Some of you might remember I make videos called THE WORST OF *** I did it for Santa Inc & She Hulk, they were pretty easy to make because you had a lot of “Normal” dialogue in between. I spent 1hr editing a 6 minute compilation & it was so hard to cut because EVERY SINGLE SECOND IS TERRIBLE! I mean just the first 3 minutes of the show alone was naked 14-15yr old girls lathered up in a shower. Their parts were covered by soap but they were still naked & you could see their shapes under the soap. Then the constant swearing & woke jargon & LGBT references…it was exhausting to sift through & made me legit emotionally drained because of how vile & toxic it is. ANYWAYS an hour & a half later after I finished with the transitions, texts, pictures (editing stuff) I uploaded it to my youtube channel & Right away, WBTV (Warner Brothers TV) Claimed & BLOCKED the video.
It sucks. Now I am waiting for the dispute to settle to see if they will unblock it.
Strangely, Most of my Netflix Watch Along videos don’t get blocked, some are even monetized. Like I did a watch along of the 1st 30 minutes of The Witcher Blood Origin & Netflix didn’t block it, they just claimed the revenue. I mean I had the entire show playing next to me. It’s interesting how fair use works.
That’s all I’ve got for you today.
Good to be back.
Witcher: Blood Origin REVIEW Panel | Geneva TORTURE Laws Violated
With a panel consisting of:
Just posting this for fun.
There are 2 things releasing next week I am looking forward too.
-On the 13th I believe the new AMD 7900 series GPU’s release. I need a new GPU pretty bad and I hope these stay at MSRP or maybe even lower so I can possibly get one. Nvidia is just to dang expensive.
-On the 14th comes the free Witcher 3 “Next Gen” upgrade. Looking forward to see how that looks but due to my weak GPU I might not be able to take full advantage but I have to see. I plan to finish the game with this in place. I checked and my old save games are indeed still there.
For anyone who already owns The Witcher 3, they are releasing a free “next gen” update on Dec 14th.
From what I gather it is just a graphical update, the game remains the same.
I am looking forward to it as I did not finish the game but will post update just for fun.
Anyone else looking forward to this?
I got Horizon Forbidden West Regalia edition that came with the statue, for PS5. I regret getting that, the statue is ugly, and broke right out of the box. Literally, I am very careful as I have piles of statues and figures. It broke right as I got it out of the box. Really pissed me off. I should have just got the non-statue version of the game. I am, and have been, perplexed as to why the statue wasn’t of Aloy like the first game? Aloy is what people want, not some ugly elephant. Who’s idea was it to think that people didn’t want Aloy? Very perplexing to me.
Anyway. About 130 hours of gameplay and I completed it. The story was somewhat interesting. I think the companions were ok, but sometimes the dialogue got to be too much. A five paragraph dialogue could have been trimmed to one, for example. It felt like Mass Effect/KOTOR was a direct influence on this. The home hub facility was kind of nice. However, you needed to be able to FT directly inside, not being forced to FT outside and then enter every single time. I also wanted the doors to ALL auto-open. I got sick of opening doors and the lengthy animation each time. I think more should have been done with the facility, customization for example. The ending of the story was, empty and unsatisfying. It pretty much just sets up the next game or possible coming DLC.
Aloy, and main protagonist, felt like a bitter and nearly mean character a lot of the time. Is this how all “strong, independent” women need to be written now days? Her character in this sequel was sometimes off-putting to me. She seemed somewhat self-absorbed and like everything was on her shoulders, but yet she had people willing to help all around her. Yes, she was trying to be a “hero” and save the world, but going about it all wrong. In the “end” of the game maybe she seemed a little better with her attitude, but it was a somewhat off-putting experience getting her there.
I got every trophy except two. One trophy was pertaining to playing the board game. Why was that thing put in the game? I have absolutely ZERO interest in board games INSIDE a game I am playing. (Such as the card game in Witcher games. ZERO interest in it.) Learning all the mechanics and rules is utterly boring and frankly pointless. The other trophy I didn’t and wont get is the “Horse Race”. Why was that put in the game? The race goes on and on. Utterly ridiculous frankly. Zero use or interest in doing that. These two trophies should not have been trophies for getting 100%. Forcing you to play parts of the game you have zero interest in is ridiculous. So, these two trophies go along with my over-all opinion of the game:
I think the game got away from them and it has too much bulk and repetition. It’s a game of 10000000000 side quests that have WAY too much dialogue. Why do I care about a persons entire freakin’ life, what their favorite color is, and their families past just to do a side quest that gives me a ridiculously small reward? In fact, I think the majority of the rewards for quests were very lackluster. I ended up skipping entire conversations, because I DIDN’T care about the dialogue. Also. Why do I care about their sexual orientation? One “guy” wanted to wear women’s clothing. What was the point in that being somehow “relevant” to the side quest? That all seemed shoe-horned in for “inclusion” imo. Not needed.
The other thing that was ridiculous was that the Legendary armor/weapons require ridiculous amounts of items that require you to kill the same enemies over and over and over and over again. It was BORING. Again, too much repetition. I ended up switching the game to Story mode difficulty because of it. It still gives you the same and even better rewards, so why not?
The climbing is very glitchy. Why does it force you to go clear over someplace else to get up? Very frustrating. Get us up where we want, not detours for no reason.
I encountered a “glitch” when getting to the city with all the singing. I could not hear the dialogue because the constant singing was TOO LOUD. It was REALLY annoying.
The time you spend being knocked down was nearly maddening. Just WAY too long. Have these people not played Ghosts of Tsushima? THAT is how it is done.
I played before the patch that stopped the pick up animation was added. So, I hated the pick up animation and it’s nice it is optionally removed now.
I give the game a 3/5 rating. I think the first game did things better, and I frankly enjoyed it more. This game could have had about 25% of it trimmed out and would have been better for it. Sure, this game looks pretty, but looks imo aren’t everything when it comes to a game. Some of the pretties games are dogcrap games imo. (The Last of Us 1 and 2 “cough”)