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REVIEW: The Witcher – Season 3 Vol 1 (2023)

Jed | Hollywood Scholar | Jul 3, 2023 | 1

Not only has the newest season of Netflix’s The Witcher, season 3 volume 1, been received with all the fanfare and attention that a wet fart is granted, but it has also exceeded all predictions for how horrendous this season would be. The constant disregard and mockery of the source material have ...

Witcher Season 3 Clip Ignores the Source Material and Logic

Jed | Hollywood Scholar | Jun 19, 2023 | 0

**Spoilers for The Witcher Book 2: Time of Contempt** The first teaser and trailer of The Witcher season 3, released barely one and two months, respectively, before the season’s release, came across as empty and meaningless, neither revealing anything about the story. However, a newly released...

The Witcher 3 Trailer Shows Contempt

Jed | Hollywood Scholar | Jun 15, 2023 | 0

The Time of Contempt is upon us. Netflix’s Witcher universe has miraculously managed to make it to its 3rd season, which will allegedly adapt the 2nd novel of the Witcher series, Time of Contempt. Claim after claim and lie after lie has spewed forth from the maw of Lauren Hissrich, claiming that s...

Netflix Nearly Ended The Witcher Upon Henry Cavill’s Departure

Jed | Hollywood Scholar | May 25, 2023 | 0

Ever since the poorly received season 2 of The Witcher and the disastrous prequel Witcher: Blood Origin, showrunner Lauren Hissrich has made claim after claim that season 3 will be the most accurate to the book so far. However, the show’s star, Henry Cavill, a famous fan of the novels, departed t...

Witcher Season 3 Makes Jaskier Gay?

Jed | Hollywood Scholar | May 25, 2023 | 0

Speculation amongst the Tumblr-esque fans of Netflix’s Witcher series has long supposed that the show’s version of Dandelion the Bard, Jaskier, is bisexual or gay. This speculation was not only derived from the effeminate performance of Joey Batey but the leaked audition tape, which featured Bat...

Witcher S3 to Deviate More from the Books Despite Previous Claims

Jed | Hollywood Scholar | Mar 8, 2023 | 0

It was only a few short months ago when Netflix’s Witcher showrunner, Lauren Hissrich, claimed that season 3 would be “the closest thing that we’ve done as a one-to-one adaptation of the books.” Such wild claims had been made about every new season of the main series as well as at the releas...