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PETA Tries to Cancel “Bullpen” In the Middle of the World Series

Don Khan Swaylo | Oct 29, 2021 | 0

The 2021 World Series is currently tied heading into Game 3 in Atlanta between the Braves and the Houston Astros. The Braves, playing host to the Fall Classic for the first time since 1999, will be allowed to use the team’s signature rally cry, the Tomahawk Chop, for the first time since it was �...

Let’s Go Brandon Dominates iTunes Charts, Knocking off Adele, Ed Sheeran, and Elton John

Don Khan Swaylo | Oct 29, 2021 | 0

iTunes Top 10 USA charts seem to be incredibly unified in their messaging. 3 of the Top 5 and 4 of the Top 10 are all about cheering on everyone’s favorite NASCAR driver, Brandon Brown. Or perhaps, it’s the meme that refuses to quit: Fuck Joe Biden. Accurate as of October 28th, three versions of...

WWE’s Carmella: I Have to Work Twice As Hard Because I’m Pretty

Don Khan Swaylo | Oct 28, 2021 | 2

WWE Superstar Carmella (Leah Van Dale) believes that she needs to work “twice as hard” because she has a “pretty” face. Weird flex. During an appearance on her fiancé’s WWE-produced podcast, “After the Bell with Corey Graves,” Carmella was asked about fellow superstar Mandy Rose’s c...

Floyd Mayweather Jr. Reaches Out to Kyrie Irving: “I Respect You For Having Some Integrity”

Don Khan Swaylo | Oct 27, 2021 | 0

Kyrie Irving’s steadfast resolve to decline vaccination has been a lightning rod in the media. Drawing criticism from normally decent people like Charles Barkley, saying nonsense like, “You Don’t Get the Vaccine for Yourself; You Get It for Other People.” Or braggadocious assholes like Steph...

Week 7 Recap of the 2021 NFL Season | Blowouts and Upsets

Don Khan Swaylo | Oct 26, 2021 | 0

History was made this weekend. Tom Brady became the first quarterback in history to toss 600 TDs in a career, and some historic ass-whoopings were handed out. Plenty of teams missed out on the festivities, with Buffalo, Dallas, Jacksonville, the Los Angeles Chargers, Minnesota, and Pittsburgh gettin...

Novak Djokovic Likely Misses Out on Aussie Open Because of Vaccine Mandate

Don Khan Swaylo | Oct 23, 2021 | 0

Novak Djokovic is standing up for what he believes in. In doing so, he becomes quite possibly the highest-profile professional athlete to do so, joining a small but growing contingent of pros who are putting their money where their mouth is. Djokovic has yet to step on the court since dropping the U...