Big Poppa Pumps Weekly Movie Breakdown

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    As you all know, I’m the chief mathematician of GnG and largest arms in the community, yeah that’s right Beardo I said it. So when Jeremy decided to call out Freakzilla on TNME, challenging me to do a box office breakdown, I thought who the hell is this fig.

    However after some long thought and some longer nights with MCU_Fans mom, I will break down the numbers every Monday evening right here in a way that my freaks will enjoy and the peaks never end, unless you’re Madame Web wasting all those potential freaks by covering them up instead of dressing them down. You want to know why your movie ain’t making money, Sony? It’s because you wasted Big Poppa Pumps time and although you may have time to fritter away like Samoa Joe does, I’m a busy man! I don’t have time for 2 hours of CW melodrama when I was promised skin tights Spider suits and Sydney Sweeney motorboatables. So no, your movie sucks and you owe Big Poppa Pump his valuable time back.

    So yes Jeremy, I accept your request. You need someone to break down the numbers while giving you a glimpse into the greatest mind you’ve ever had the privilege to get to know? 🤝 Deal. Back to being king on Monday nights, just like the old days. Holla If You Hear Me!!

     

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    Lol this is amazing. Are you planning on doing this here or are you going to try to write it for the website?

    #313738

    I’m going to do it a few times to see if I enjoy doing it and if I have the time so I don’t want to sign up for something, make a commitment and then realize it’s not something I’m having fun doing so. If I do enjoy it, I’ll put in an application with the website.

    #313778

    As you all know, I’m the chief mathematician of GnG and largest arms in the community, yeah that’s right Beardo I said it. So when Jeremy decided to call out Freakzilla on TNME, challenging me to do a box office breakdown, I thought who the hell is this fig.

    However after some long thought and some longer nights with MCU_Fans mom, I will break down the numbers every Monday evening right here in a way that my freaks will enjoy and the peaks never end, unless you’re Madame Web wasting all those potential freaks by covering them up instead of dressing them down. You want to know why your movie ain’t making money, uno online Sony? It’s because you wasted Big Poppa Pumps time and although you may have time to fritter away like Samoa Joe does, I’m a busy man! I don’t have time for 2 hours of CW melodrama when I was promised skin tights Spider suits and Sydney Sweeney motorboatables. So no, your movie sucks and you owe Big Poppa Pump his valuable time back.

    So yes Jeremy, I accept your request. You need someone to break down the numbers while giving you a glimpse into the greatest mind you’ve ever had the privilege to get to know? 🤝 Deal. Back to being king on Monday nights, just like the old days. Holla If You Hear Me!!

    I used to watch Big Poppa Pump every Monday night. I hope it can return to its heyday.

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