God Created Canada

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    Subject: God created Canada

    On the sixth day God turned to the Archangel Gabriel and said,
    “Today I am going to create a land called Canada .  It will be a
    land of outstanding natural beauty.  It shall have tall majestic
    mountains full of mountain goats and eagles, beautiful sparkling
    lakes bountiful with bass and trout, forests full of elk and
    moose, high cliffs over-looking sandy beaches with an
    abundance of sea life, and rivers stocked with salmon.”

    God continued, “I shall make the land rich in resources so as
    to make the inhabitants prosper, I shall call these inhabitants
    Canadians, and they shall be known as the most friendly
    people on the earth.”

    “But Lord,” asked Gabriel, “don’t you think you are being too
    generous to these Canadians??”

    “Not really,” replied God.  “Just wait and see the winters
    I am going to give them!


    And then he let a douchebag become Prime Minister. Why? Is God just a dick then?


    Just like the last line about giving us winters, he also allowed a$$hole$ like that selfie-taking drama teacher the stage to prove the “court jester” is still around, so we can all see what NOT to become.

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