[JOKE] Politicians

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    Subject:  Politicians

    It doesn’t matter which party they belong to, politicians are all the same.

    Leader: Yes now the right time has come .

    Public: will you loot the Nation ?

    Leader: Oh No .

    Public: Will you work for us .

    Leader: Yes very much .

    Public: Will you increase the prices and cost of living?

    Leader: Don’t think about that .

    Public: will you provide us jobs and livelihood ?

    Leader: Surely will do that .

    Public: will you do Scams and do misappropriations .

    Leader: Are you mad, absolutely not .

    Public: Can we believe in and  trust you ?

    Leader: yes .

    Public: Oh our leader .

    The leader won the election and returned elected.

    Now read from bottom to top.

    #204238

    North Korean Humor   ……

    Kim Jung-Un had NO military experience whatsoever before Daddy made him a four-star general.
    This snot-nosed twerp had never accomplished anything in his life that would even come close to  military leadership.
    He hadn’t even so much as led a Cub Scout troop, coached a sports team, or commanded a military  platoon.
    So he is made the “Beloved Leader” Of North Korea.
    Terrific!

    Oh shit! I’m sorry… just remembered that we did the same friggin’ thing.
    We took an arrogant phony substitute drama teacher, who had never worn a uniform, never ran so much
    as an ice-cream stand, and made him Prime Minister
    A guy, who had never had a real job, worked on a budget,   or led anything more than an Climate demonstration,
    and   we made him “Beloved Leader” of Canada
    So if you think North Koreans are stupid…

    …………….   I’m sorry I brought this up…never mind!  ………

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