NAME THE 5 WORST COMIC BOOK MOVIES… EVER

1. Batman & Robin
2. Spider-Man 3
3. Superman IV: The Quest for Peace
4. Fant4stic
5. Venom

If it wasn’t for the awesome Krypton intro and the battle of Smallville, Man of Steel would top my list. Incredibly dumb and tone-deaf reboot of a character Warner Bros. seems to have so much trouble adapting…when they shouldn’t.

Seeing your favorite character portrayed as a self-centered pussy that won’t stand against his father’s horrible teaching and save his ass, has to go to church to decide to man up to save the world, kills thousands of people by not moving the fight with Zod away from Metropolis, screams like a bitch when he kills him saving a family in the process (which the film doesn’t even give us a shot of afterwards), and decides to make out with Lois smack dab in the middle of mother fucking ground zero, is a super hard pill to swallow.