This NPC wants to replace the Kings, Queens, and Jacks in your standard deck of cards with:
Gold, Silver, and Bronze.
No word if they also want to replace the Red Hearts, Black Spades, Red Diamonds, or Black Clubs.
Then, what to do with The Joker!
Oh me, oh my!
With so many REAL problems in the world, an SJW/NPC decided to attack a deck of cards.