Self explanatory, I only ask that it doesn’t get too vulgar.
I took my family over to my parents house since their power came back before ours did. Among the things I packed was a strand of battery powered Halloween lights my sons could use as a night light. As I’m taking out the lights my son says in amazement “look at how long it is”
I try not to tell crude jokes around my kids but I said it without thinking. I explained “mommy told me to bring this”. My son took it at face value but was curious why all the adults were laughing.
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