HOLLYWOOD, CA — The 2022 Batgirl movie is canceled after $70 million dollars in Batmobiles were destroyed backing out of the Batcave. The destroyed cars depleted 90 percent of the movie’s budget and forced production to end early.
Oh No! Not the Batmobiles!
“I’m a good driver!” said Leslie Grace, who played the Batgirl. “But the Batcave is only three times as wide as the Batmobile! Anyone would make mistakes backing up!”
But does not the Batcave have a rotating platform the Batmobile is parked on?
The director of the film expressed his frustration. “It’s a movie set! After she destroyed three vehicles we took down all the walls to CGI them in and she still managed to destroy it!”
Were the stunt “Woman” too afraid to drive it themselves?
Grace reassured her crushed fans that she is still her own hero and that everyone should buy a vehicle with a backup camera.
But did not the Batmobile have such cameras as well, and you still crashed?!?
Sounds to me Leslie Grace is an unintentional clutz but at least she’s got a sense of humour 😂! I’m currently doing my driving lessons and I can reassure everyone that I’m NOT driving an expensive Batmobile 😂!
A source with knowledge of the situation says the studio appears to be preparing for three possible scenarios.
First, Warners has received indications that the 29-year-old Miller, whose mother has accompanied the actor in recent days, will seek professional help after returning home to their farm in Vermont after being away. If that happens, Miller, who goes by they/them pronouns, could give an interview at some point explaining their erratic behavior over the past few years. The actor could then do limited press for The Flash, and the movie would open in cinemas as planned.
The second scenario: Even if Miller doesn’t reach out for help, Warners could still release the film. But don’t expect Miller to play a prominent role in terms of marketing and publicity. Nor would Miller be the Flash going forward, as the role would be recast in future projects.
The third: The situation with Miller deteriorates further. This would see Warners killing the movie outright, as it could not be reshot with a different actor. Miller plays multiple characters and is in almost every scene. Scrapping a $200 million film would be an unprecedented move.
The studio knew many DC fans disliked Miller’s potrayal of The Flash, and tried by bring in fan favorites Ben Affleck and Michael Keaton as various versions of Batman to HELP sell this film, well that is not good enough.
If Johny Deep could be cancelled for unproven/never charged allegations/has been proven he was willfully defamed, Miller is 1,000% worst.
We have videos of Miller attacking females.
We have legitimate protection orders against Miller.
We have numerous police calls/reports of unruly behavior (which are back by credible I witnesses) against Miller.
We have child abduction and now child welfare going after Miller for questioning.
We have charges of felony burglary against Miller.
Miller’s Flash is DOA.
Ezra and Amber should get together on a project sponcered by the woke sjw left.
I am sure calls for Oscars for best lead and supporting character will be heralded before it is ever released.
Even I’m not sure what they should do with the Flash film. Part of me thinks that they should shelve it like Batgirl but if the test screenings are that positive then dump it on HBOMax. There’s NO WAY that this is going to have a cinema release due to Miller’s behaviour because they’d have to do press tours…something that it obviously very risky at this point in time.