***SPOILERS*** “We’re Gonna Be in So Much Trouble” opens on At Attin with the kids’ parents desperately trying to contact them. They’re all caught and stunned except for Fara, who gets the message past the barrier. Meanwhile, the kids have mixed feelings about going home. The pirates arriv...
Read More***SPOILERS*** In “You Have a Lot to Learn About Pirates,” Neel’s mom brings Wendle a tool to get a message out past the barrier. This doesn’t go well, and he’s caught by a droid, but Fara gets him out of trouble. Meanwhile, Jod and the kids nervously wake up SM-33. He’s had his circuits...
Read MoreIn a world where House Of The Dragon doesn’t exist, and everything is a remake, a reboot, or a spinoff featuring irrelevant characters, one show has come along to rescue us all from the downtrodden acceptance of complete incompetence in Hollywood. The days of accepting Hallmark levels of productio...
Read MoreSometimes, happenstance works out for the best. Robert Eggers’ Nosferatu will be the last movie I see in theaters in 2024, and it’s a spectacular way to close out the year in film, if not particularly fitting. I say that because I think pretty much everyone will agree that these are not the bes...
Read MoreSonic The Hedgehog 3 is a kids’ movie with an identity crisis. I had a vision of Santa Claus riding his sleigh with all those reindeer telling me so. It’s not a Christmas movie. It’s not an action movie. It’s not a comedy. It’s not a drama. It’s a kids’ movie. I had to keep …
It has been two years since season 5 of the critically (and non-critically) acclaimed show Yellowstone first aired. This has been the norm for most modern shows, and honestly, I don’t know about you, my lovely readers, but I am sick and tired of it. (Remember when we used to get seasons back to ba...
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