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REVIEW: Rebel Moon – Part Two: The Scargiver (2024)

AlexGherzo | Apr 20, 2024 | 3

If you had hopes that Rebel Moon – Part Two: The Scargiver would improve upon Part One, you can give up on them. The next chapter in Zack Snyder’s failed Star Wars script/blockbuster Netflix sci-fi epic is just as empty, boring, drawn-out, and illogical as its predecessor, with bad dialogue, wo...

REVIEW: The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare (2024)

AlexGherzo | Apr 18, 2024 | 4

Imagine Inglourious Basterds without the intelligent plotting, the engaging dialogue, the captivating characters, the witty humor, the expert pacing, the unbearable tension, or the palpable stakes, but with an undue smugness and the tone of the Suicide Squad movies, and you’ve got a good picture...

REVIEW: Civil War (2024)

AlexGherzo | Apr 12, 2024 | 0

[Insert lack of Marvel superheroes joke here.] Now that that’s out of the way, Alex Garland’s Civil War is a surprisingly smart movie, a film not about right and wrong so much as what would happen if a hellish civil war of the kind we mostly associate with third-world nations came to America, a...

REVIEW: Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire (2024)

AlexGherzo | Apr 5, 2024 | 2

Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire is the mess you probably thought it was, with useless human characters, inconsistent special effects, shoddy editing, laughless humor, desperate attempts to be cool, and mostly underwhelming action. But there are moments, even whole segments, that suggest a better mo...

REVIEW: Gothix (2023)

AlexGherzo | Apr 2, 2024 | 1

The streamer Gothix has been making the rounds lately as the Black Girl Gamers story grows and their practices are discussed. But she’s been around for a while, and she’s had a tumultuous journey since starting her online streaming career. She even has a documentary, titled Gothix, about her evo...

REVIEW: Cabrini (2024)

jesslind | Mar 26, 2024 | 4

Cabrini, released March eighth of this year by Angel Studios, tells the incredible true story of Mother Francesca Cabrini, who, when arriving in New York in 1889, is met with disease, crime, and orphaned children. She embarks on a daring mission to convince the mayor of New York to secure housing an...