Finland has just closed their borders.
No one will be crossing the finish line.
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So many coronavirus jokes out there, it’s a pundemic.
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Due to the quarantine, I’ll only be telling inside jokes.
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No is not the right time to surround yourself with positive people.
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There will be a minor baby boom in 9 months, and then on day in 2033, we shall witness the rise of the quaranteens.
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The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract covid-19.
Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released.
To be clear, WHO let the dogs out!
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Why do they call it the novel coronavirus? It’s a long story…
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I’ll Tell you a coronavirus joke now, but you’ll have to wait two weeks to see if you got it.
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I ran out of toilet paper and had to start using old newspapers.
Times are rough.
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Back in my day you would cough to cover up a fart.
Now, with covid-19, you fart to cover up a cough.
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