If you had the Force what would you do with it?

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May 16, 2021 at 9:42 pm #223218
Megazord_Jeremy
If you had the Force what would you do with it?

I would use the Force to persuade Lucasfilm and Disney to stop pandering to the woke morons and just abandon identity political for good Star Wars writing. I would also use Force Lightning on some SJWs and shock them until their hair turns normal and they stop being woke.

And I’d use Force grip on telemarketers everytime they call me in the middle of dinner.
May 17, 2021 at 5:57 am #223257
DigiCat
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Force wedgies!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
May 17, 2021 at 7:05 am #223262
DragonLady
Screw the Force; I’d go to the Dark Side and THEN use it on LucasFilm and Disney to stop pandering to people who aren’t even going to watch these films! I’d also do the same with Marvel. Would love to hear them squeal about how sorry they are for messing up Stan Lee and Jack Kirby’s works😈.
May 17, 2021 at 7:28 am #223265
Megazord_Jeremy
@DragonLady

The Darkside is the Force or an aspect of it, so you would be using the Force the Darkside elements of it to destroy Lucasfilm and Disney.
May 17, 2021 at 9:07 am #223299
DarthVengeant
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Well, all I can say is that Darth Vader would look like Care Bear compared to me.
May 17, 2021 at 10:07 am #223330
Xraygirl
I would use it to bring items out of the couch crevice where my hands cannot reach. I always hate when it gets dropped into the crevice of the couch!
May 21, 2021 at 9:59 am #224804
Grand_Admiral_Adam
I would scratch the spot on my back that I can’t reach.

And 10 points if you know what that is from.
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