I figured after everything that’s happened to Gina Carano this past week, she’s more than deserving of her own sea shanty (er, uh… space shanty, I guess…). Feel free to add your own verses if you like! It’s public domain, me hearties ;)
I thought I heard the fandom say
“Leave them Gina, leave them!”
There’s no more reason left to stay
And it’s time for you to leave them
That cowardly mouse acted in disgrace
Leave them Gina, leave them!
Couldn’t even fire you face-to-face
And it’s time for you to leave them
Leave them Gina, leave them!
Oh leave them Gina, leave them!
For your spirit’s strong and the haters blow
And it’s time for you to leave them
“Abhorrent were your words” they say
Leave them Gina, leave them!
But they never fail to brighten my day
And I hope that you will leave them
To your bullies you would never stoop
Leave them Gina, leave them!
Your preferred pronouns are Beep/Bop/Boop
And it’s time for you to leave them
Leave them Gina, leave them!
Oh leave them Gina, leave them!
For your spirit’s strong and the haters blow
And it’s time for you to leave them
See the Mando jetpack to the sky
Leave them Gina, leave them!
See the Baby Yoda wave goodbye
And it’s time for you to leave them
Though you left the Star Wars ‘verse too soon
Leave them Gina, leave them!
You’ll always be our Cara Dune
And it’s time for you to leave them
Leave them Gina, leave them!
Oh leave them Gina, leave them!
For your spirit’s strong and the haters blow
And it’s time for you to leave them
They thought you’d never again get hired
Leave them Gina, leave them!
‘Til you’re picked next day by the Daily Wire
And it’s time for you to leave them
So when next they try to cancel you
Leave them Gina, leave them!
Their opinion ain’t worth Number Two
And it’s time for you to leave them
Leave them Gina, leave them!
Oh leave them Gina, leave them!
For your spirit’s strong and the haters blow
And it’s time for you to leave them
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