NYC Bans Pooping on Subways

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September 23, 2020 at 12:08 pm #191557
Ryder_the_Great
https://www.dailywire.com/news/nyc-public-transportation-board-bans-pooping-on-the-subway-in-light-of-coronavirus

Great news! Thanks to COVID-19, New York City has officially banned pooping on the city’s subways! Hoorah!

I mean it was technically banned already, but the rules never mentioned defecation by name. So I guess I could’ve pooped on a NYC subway and I wouldn’t get in trouble?
September 23, 2020 at 3:10 pm #191601
Route_69
Here’s an idea – ban rioting next!
September 23, 2020 at 3:28 pm #191602
DocPhibes
When you have to pass a law about shitting on the subway, it’s a good sign you have already let your city go to hell in a handbasket.
September 23, 2020 at 4:43 pm #191608
Legatus_Legionis
Let me see if I get this right.

Covid has been in the states since January, and on March 1st in NYC.

It took them SIX MONTHS to declare it a health and safety issue – to not sh!t in the subways due to Covid ! ? !

And they have the gall to say Trump has been acting TOO slowing on the pandemic?

Six FCUKing months? ! ?

You tell me who the lazy ass-holes really are.
September 23, 2020 at 5:52 pm #191611
DigiCat
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You mean to say this wasn’t banned already!!!!!!!
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