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Assassin’s Creed Mirage: the game that Ubisoft claimed would be a return to the classic formula of the franchise. After completing the game’s base story, I can unequivocally say that the marketing was an outright lie. Mirage bears no substantive connection to the classic games of the franchise, and what aspects of its predecessors that it attempts to imitate …

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  Die-hard Doctor Who fans have long turned against any hope or even interest in the return of head writer and EP Russell T. Davies. However, there is more interest than could have initially been expected for the upcoming 60th anniversary specials. Perhaps the star power of David Tennant and Catherine Tate combined with Davies’ writing prowess, which …

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Not only has the newest season of Netflix’s The Witcher, season 3 volume 1, been received with all the fanfare and attention that a wet fart is granted, but it has also exceeded all predictions for how horrendous this season would be. The constant disregard and mockery of the source material have continued with season …

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INTRODUCTION “There’s only one thing I know about life. I know some things happen by chance. And some things happen because we make them happen. Barry Allen was once haunted by the past. But when he became the Flash, he left the ghosts behind. He found love. A family. And for the first time ever… …

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**Spoilers for The Witcher Book 2: Time of Contempt** The first teaser and trailer of The Witcher season 3, released barely one and two months, respectively, before the season’s release, came across as empty and meaningless, neither revealing anything about the story. However, a newly released clip for the upcoming third season has finally shown …

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It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia is finally back after a shortened season 15 and a nearly two-year hiatus with the first three episodes of season 16. Was the wait worth it? Is the magic that has kept this show going for so long still there? Are “The Gang Inflates,” “Frank Shoots Every Member of the …

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The Time of Contempt is upon us. Netflix’s Witcher universe has miraculously managed to make it to its 3rd season, which will allegedly adapt the 2nd novel of the Witcher series, Time of Contempt. Claim after claim and lie after lie has spewed forth from the maw of Lauren Hissrich, claiming that she has finally …

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Indira Varma, star of Game of Thrones and Torchwood, has joined the upcoming Doctor Who series 14 in a mysterious role only called The Duchess. When the news of her casting came out, Varma said: “I’m thrilled to be in Doctor Who and particularly excited to be crossing cosmic paths with Ncuti, as the Doctor, …

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Ever since the poorly received season 2 of The Witcher and the disastrous prequel Witcher: Blood Origin, showrunner Lauren Hissrich has made claim after claim that season 3 will be the most accurate to the book so far. However, the show’s star, Henry Cavill, a famous fan of the novels, departed the series, most likely because …

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Speculation amongst the Tumblr-esque fans of Netflix’s Witcher series has long supposed that the show’s version of Dandelion the Bard, Jaskier, is bisexual or gay. This speculation was not only derived from the effeminate performance of Joey Batey but the leaked audition tape, which featured Batey flirting with an adult version of Prince Radovid. This …

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