Tag: woke

How Cobra Kai Gets It Right

At this point, the announcement of a franchise revival elicits an immediate dread in said franchise’s fans. We’ve been duped too many times to get our hopes up for a worthy sequel that makes us feel anything close to the magic of the original film, series, or whatever piece of art is set to be &...

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My Truth: I Was Attacked By Gail Simone Fans Because I Called Her Out On Eternals

A pack of rabid, angry Gail Simone fans attacked me on Twitter after I called her out for her Eternals take, which you can see below. Okay, I loved the Eternals. I am not that familiar with the comic, I’ll admit it. But I loved the film. Lovely characters, avoidance of the usual formulas, and &hel...

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Reason Behind the Rolling Stones Canceling “Brown Sugar” Revealed

In a Daily Mail exclusive, the details of how the legendary Rolling Stones were forced by insane woke trolls to retire the absolute classic “Brown Sugar” have been released. It was no mere accident that the song’s slavery themes, which have been well documented, suddenly caught the headlines a...

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“Truth, Justice and WHAT???” Superman No Longer Fights for the “American Way”

Amidst all the trailer spectacle was the reveal of Superman’s new slogan at DC’s FanDome event. Not since Katie Holmes was replaced by Maggie Gyllenhaal as Rachel Dawes has there been such a downgrade. Well, Supes’ son coming out of the closet was also such a disappointment. ...

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Dean Cain ROASTS the New and Improved Bi-Sexual Superman

“The Man of Sense,” Dean Cain, is calling the recent revelation of the bi-sexual Superman exactly what it is: bandwagoning. Cain, who portrayed the Last Son of Krypton for ABC’s series Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman from 1993-1997, took DC Comics to task Tuesday morning on an...

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Superman is Now Super-Bi: Jonathan Kent Takes on a Male Partner

DC’s eternal white-meat babyface is now officially a switch-hitter. Jonathan Kent – son of Clark and Lois – will be in a relationship with a pink-haired twink in the upcoming Superman: Son of Kal-El #5 because why not, right? Jon, as his boyfriend calls him, inherited the “mantle” of Super...

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