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The Witcher 3 Next-Gen “Accidentally” Added Realistic Monster Vaginas

Jed | Hollywood Scholar | Feb 13, 2023 | 0

**NSFW** While CD Projekt Red has delivered several incredibly well-written video games, they are not known as bastions of smooth launches or the creators of well-tested video games. Glitches and bugs are prevalent through nearly every major CD Projekt Red release until patches resolve the numerous ...

Netflix’s Witcher Universe Expansion Reconfirmed with Riff Raff

Jed | Hollywood Scholar | Feb 13, 2023 | 0

After the universally panned atrocity that was The Witcher: Blood Origin and the backlash to Henry Cavill’s recasting, the future of Netflix’s Witcher universe was thrown into question, rightfully so. Many commentators theorized that the spin-offs would be canceled and the series would only endu...

Netflix Lied About the Witcher: Blood Origin Viewership

Jed | Hollywood Scholar | Jan 25, 2023 | 0

The Witcher: Blood Origin was a universally panned disaster that perfectly closed out one of the worst TV and film years in history while simultaneously ruining many people’s Christmases. It was broken at every conceivable level, from characters, writing, continuity, and worldbuilding to ada...

Witcher Season 3 Cast Additions Compiled

Jed | Hollywood Scholar | Jan 19, 2023 | 0

The Witcher: Blood Origin has gone down in history as one of the worst television shows of all time, irrespective of its adaptation integrity. The failure of Blood Origin even throws into question the viability of future Witcher spin-offs like Rats. This, coupled with Henry Cavill’s recasting, has...

The Witcher 3’s Geralt Backs Up Henry Cavill

Jed | Hollywood Scholar | Dec 31, 2022 | 0

Doug Cockle, the voice actor for Geralt in the CD Projekt Red Witcher Trilogy, has remained relatively silent in recent months regarding Henry Cavill’s recasting. He occasionally commented about being “really sad” while wishing Liam Hemsworth luck. Still, he never really had a public position ...

Witcher: Blood Origin Gets a Measly 15Mil Hour Viewership

Jed | Hollywood Scholar | Dec 29, 2022 | 0

The Witcher: Blood Origin is one of the greatest travesties ever released. Learning from the Rings of Power debacle, fans and audience members have stood up against Netflix’s abomination of Andrzej Sapkowski’s incredible literary works. However, audience members are not only rejecting this horre...