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REVIEW: The Witcher – Season 3 Vol 1 (2023)

Jed | Hollywood Scholar | Jul 3, 2023 | 1

Not only has the newest season of Netflix’s The Witcher, season 3 volume 1, been received with all the fanfare and attention that a wet fart is granted, but it has also exceeded all predictions for how horrendous this season would be. The constant disregard and mockery of the source material have ...

The Witcher 3 Trailer Shows Contempt

Jed | Hollywood Scholar | Jun 15, 2023 | 0

The Time of Contempt is upon us. Netflix’s Witcher universe has miraculously managed to make it to its 3rd season, which will allegedly adapt the 2nd novel of the Witcher series, Time of Contempt. Claim after claim and lie after lie has spewed forth from the maw of Lauren Hissrich, claiming that s...

Netflix Nearly Ended The Witcher Upon Henry Cavill’s Departure

Jed | Hollywood Scholar | May 25, 2023 | 0

Ever since the poorly received season 2 of The Witcher and the disastrous prequel Witcher: Blood Origin, showrunner Lauren Hissrich has made claim after claim that season 3 will be the most accurate to the book so far. However, the show’s star, Henry Cavill, a famous fan of the novels, departed t...

The Witcher Season 3 Teaser Sputters Online

virginiakublawi | Apr 25, 2023 | 1

The first trailer for The Witcher season 3 was released this morning. If you still care at this point, Geralt remarks that he understands fear for the first time as Ciri calls to him and Yennefer. Season 3 premieres June 29th, with the second volume dropping a month later. Check out the teaser her...

Production for the Witcher Multiplayer Project Sirius has Restarted

Jed | Hollywood Scholar | Mar 31, 2023 | 0

The upcoming Witcher multiplayer game first announced in October, codenamed Project Sirius, has restarted its production to “cut costs.” When the news of this restart initially broke, a spokesperson told The Video Game Chronicle: “Our current focus is ensuring that Project Sirius is aligned wi...

The Witcher 3 Next-Gen “Accidentally” Added Realistic Monster Vaginas

Jed | Hollywood Scholar | Feb 13, 2023 | 0

**NSFW** While CD Projekt Red has delivered several incredibly well-written video games, they are not known as bastions of smooth launches or the creators of well-tested video games. Glitches and bugs are prevalent through nearly every major CD Projekt Red release until patches resolve the numerous ...