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Why Do I Look Just Like Brett “Hitman” Hart?

TommyTron | May 14, 2021 | 0

I just bought the Chalk-Line Bret Hart Entrance Shorts and it’s amazing how much I look like the Hitman! I called my wife into the room and asked her, “Honey, I can’t figure it out – why am I such a badass son of a bitch?” She didn’t really know why, but she did ask &...

The SJW Behind Geeks + Gamers

Krista Novva | May 11, 2021 | 14

I’m sure that all of you who know Geeks + Gamers probably wonder where the many rumors about them and Jeremy came from. Is Jeremy really bald? Does he live in a pool house or his parent’s basement? DOES HE ACTUALLY LIKE THE LAST JEDI? These rumors are actually fact-based and came from a ...

Ryan Kinel The Hairless Cat

Krista Novva | May 5, 2021 | 9

As most of you guys already know, here at Geeks + Gamers, we have many people on the team who are very unique. One that stands out is a being named Ryan Kinel. You’ve heard of Ryan, either through his strong opinions on YouTube or making fun of people’s Mii’s on Mario Kart. Regardless of &hell...

Tiger King to Hit the Big Screen

Gaspernation | Jul 9, 2020 | 2

As much of the nation is crippled by protests, COVID-19, and murder hornets, Hollywood has announced plans to take the famed Netflix show Tiger King to a theater near you. Although this announcement is big in and of itself, it is the confirmed cast list that makes it truly spectacular. So far, two H...

New Geeks + Gamers Research and Development Team

Gaspernation | Jul 2, 2020 | 3

Big news coming from the Geeks + Gamers camp. In a stunning announcement on his myspace.com page, Jeremy Griggs has announced that he is working with members of his staff to form a research and development department. This is a huge move from Griggs, as his business has been based in the virtual wor...

The Last of Us Part 2 Receives International Condemnation

Gaspernation | Jun 25, 2020 | 33

“The Last of Us Part 2 is Officially a War Crime” Pen has been put to paper this week in Geneva, Switzerland, where on June 19th, 2020, 195 countries signed a new resolution which made the playing of Neil Druckmann’s game, The Last of Us Part 2, a war crime. The only country who refused &h...