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BARNYARD PARTY AT DRUNK3P0’S FARM THIS WEEKEND

Krista Novva | May 17, 2021 | 7

Get your hick on at the ground-quaking, leg-breaking, booty-shaking barnyard party happening on Drunk3PO’s farm this coming weekend! Jay (known as Drunk3PO online), famous for his barnyard parties and love for tapeworms, is having the biggest redneck party of all time! There will be multiple h...

Why Do I Look Just Like Brett “Hitman” Hart?

TommyTron | May 14, 2021 | 0

I just bought the Chalk-Line Bret Hart Entrance Shorts and it’s amazing how much I look like the Hitman! I called my wife into the room and asked her, “Honey, I can’t figure it out – why am I such a badass son of a bitch?” She didn’t really know why, but she did ask &...

The SJW Behind Geeks + Gamers

Krista Novva | May 11, 2021 | 14

I’m sure that all of you who know Geeks + Gamers probably wonder where the many rumors about them and Jeremy came from. Is Jeremy really bald? Does he live in a pool house or his parent’s basement? DOES HE ACTUALLY LIKE THE LAST JEDI? These rumors are actually fact-based and came from a ...

Ryan Kinel The Hairless Cat

Krista Novva | May 5, 2021 | 9

As most of you guys already know, here at Geeks + Gamers, we have many people on the team who are very unique. One that stands out is a being named Ryan Kinel. You’ve heard of Ryan, either through his strong opinions on YouTube or making fun of people’s Mii’s on Mario Kart. Regardless of &hell...

Tiger King to Hit the Big Screen

Gaspernation | Jul 9, 2020 | 2

As much of the nation is crippled by protests, COVID-19, and murder hornets, Hollywood has announced plans to take the famed Netflix show Tiger King to a theater near you. Although this announcement is big in and of itself, it is the confirmed cast list that makes it truly spectacular. So far, two H...

New Geeks + Gamers Research and Development Team

Gaspernation | Jul 2, 2020 | 3

Big news coming from the Geeks + Gamers camp. In a stunning announcement on his myspace.com page, Jeremy Griggs has announced that he is working with members of his staff to form a research and development department. This is a huge move from Griggs, as his business has been based in the virtual wor...