Why Do I Look Just Like Brett “Hitman” Hart?

I just bought the Chalk-Line Bret Hart Entrance Shorts and it’s amazing how much I look like the Hitman! I called my wife into the room and asked her, “Honey, I can’t figure it out – why am I such a badass son of a bitch?”

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She didn’t really know why, but she did ask me to stop speaking with a Canadian accent. I don’t know what she’s talking aboot. She also disagreed that I should start referring to myself as the “Excellence of Sexecution.”

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If she keeps this up, Imma put her ass in the Sharpshooter! Does anyone else have to deal with this level of disrespect? I feel like this is the screw job all over again…

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